What the heck is a Dammit Doll?

    Freaky little stress relievers with voodoo charm. Built to be beaten, hugged, or hurled. Cheaper than therapy.

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    1. Sexy Yarn Hair

    No elaboration necessary.

    2. No Eyes, No Ears, No Mouth

    No judgement. Can't see the chaos. Can't hear your outbursts. Won't spill your secrets.

    3. Funny Poem So You Can LOL

    Laughter is the best medicine. Penicillin is a close second.

    4. Stuffed with Soft Stuff

    Protect your prized possessions. Firm enough to take a beating, but soft enough to spare your desk, your walls, and your dignity.

    5. Stands 12 Inches Tall

    Big enough for a satisfying beatdown.
    Not big enough to fight back. Probably.

    How does it work?

    It's actually very simple. Consult the diagram below.

    After Dammit Dolls

    Before Dammit Dolls

    So, what's your Dammit?

    What's eating you? What's got your goat? What's caught in your craw? Who lit your fuse? What's crawled up your butt? Who ruffled your feathers? What's got you in a twist? What's got you bent out of shape? What's chapping your hide? Who stole your sunshine?

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    Dammit Moments

    These are real DAMMITS from real people! See? Everything sucks a little bit for everybody.
    Want to shout out your stressors? Submit your Dammit Moment here!

    • Can't afford a car, DAMMIT!

      Steve S.

    • I got COVID, DAMMIT!

      Amare V.

    • Dropped my Chipotle bowl, DAMMIT!

      Elise H.

    • My son won’t sleep and I am exhausted, DAMMIT!

      Makayla M.

    • These slow drivers, DAMMIT!

      Aidan R.

    • I haven't had a raise in 10 years, but the cost of living has tripled, DAMMIT!

      Caden L.

    • Rent is due, DAMMIT!

      Isaiah T.

    • Working under a micromanager, DAMMIT!

      Nehemiah B.

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