Dammit Dolls | About Us

Long story short, Dammit.

The Who: Us
The Why: Stress
The What: Relieving Stress
The How: Doing unto a funny little doll what the world has done unto you.

The Results?

              
                      100k+
                    Dammit Dolls Sold

                      1,000,000
                    Problems Solved

                      $7.8 billion
                    Property Damage Prevented

                      1
                    Genius Idea

Stress Sucks!

According to the American Psychological Association...

Around 34% of adults report feeling that stress is completely overwhelming for them on most days.

That's 1 in 3 people.

Look to the person on your left. Look to the person on your right.
All three of you are stressed.

If stress is not properly managed over time, it can have a negative impact on your physical and mental health, and can ultimately increase the risk of developing serious health conditions, such as depression and stroke.

That's Where We Come In

Meet the humble Dammit Doll, a freaky little stress reliever with voodoo charm.
They're built to be beaten, hugged, or hurled. Whatever you need to feel a little bit better.
Fun prints, cool hair, cheaper than therapy.

1. Sexy Yarn Hair

No elaboration necessary.

2. No Eyes, No Ears, No Mouth

No judgement. Can't see the chaos. Can't hear your outbursts. Won't spill your secrets.

3. Funny Poem So You Can LOL

Laughter is the best medicine. Penicillin is a close second.

4. Stuffed with Soft Stuff

Protect your prized possessions. Firm enough to take a beating, but soft enough to spare your desk, your walls, and your dignity.

5. Stands 12 inches tall

Big enough for a satisfying beatdown.
Not big enough to fight back. Probably.

So, how's it work?

How does Stress + Dammit Doll = Inner Peace? Well you know, healthy coping skills. Biofeedback, eating right, getting enough sleep, absolutely bonking the fabric dye out of a soft doll who can't fight back, journaling...