The Golf Doll

Name: The Golf Doll
Brand: Dammit Dolls
SKU: DDL000741U
Price: 19.99 USD
Availability: InStock

$19.99

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Product Description

You started the round with hope. A fresh glove, new balls, a swing you “fixed last week.” But by hole 7? You're mentally tossing your 9-iron in the nearest pond. That’s where the Golf Dammit Doll comes in.

This stress relief doll is designed for golfers who live for the game, but occasionally (okay, often) want to scream into their golf bag. The front side shows a peaceful green fairway, complete with golf balls, a tidy hole, and a hopeful flag waving in the breeze. The back? Pure carnage. Broken clubs. Crumpled scorecards. Emotional debris.

It also features a golf-themed spin on the classic Dammit Doll poem, stitched right on the front for dramatic readings after your third mulligan. Think of it as emotional first aid for anyone who's ever shouted “fore!” and secretly meant it as a cry for help.

Handmade

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Shipping & Returns

Dammit Dolls are handmade! To care for a handmade plush doll, it's generally recommended to be gentle.

Hand wash with cold water
Add a light touch of mild detergent like dish soap, avoiding harsh chemicals.
If you're unsure, to treat an inconspicuous area of the fabric first before cleaning the whole doll.
Air dry.

If you find your stain to be stubborn, consider machine washing on gentle settings in a mesh laundry bag or pillowcase. This is recommended because hair, arms, and legs can get stuck on or in the agitator.

What is your return policy?

We're grateful for your business! As long as your product meets the following requirements, we are happy to accept your return:

Item(s) must be unopened, in original sellable condition.
All returns must be initiated within 30 days of the date received.
We can only accept returns for products purchased directly from our website, www.dammitdolls.com. If you purchased your product from any other source, please contact their customer service department to handle the return.
Shipping is non-refundable.

Defective Product: If for any reason the product you have ordered from this website arrives damaged or defective, we will be glad to replace it within 30 days of the date you received the product. Please contact us at customerservice@dammitdolls.com, attach a photo of the defect or otherwise explain the issue, and we will be happy to help you make that exchange!