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I still haven't filed my taxes. This is a cry for help.

Tax season is brutal. The IRS is undefeated. Your sanity is optional. The Death & Taxes collection is Dammit Dolls' love letter to the most dreaded time of year. Stuffed animals and dog toys built for squeezing, throwing, and screaming at when the numbers just won't add up. Whether you're the one filing or the one auditing, there's a doll in here with your name on it.

Who Needs a Dammit Doll?

The Death & Taxes collection is for everybody, because both death and taxes are coming for all of us. Except that one billionaire guy who is aging backwards from all those crazy treatments. Billionaires don't pay taxes.

  • The accountant who hasn't slept since February

  • The freelance lumberjack without health insurance

  • The couple whose refund was somehow zero dollars

  • The dog who has to live with any of these people

FAQs

We've rendered this Frequently Asked Questions section in a calming blue color. Feel the calm & tranquility wash over you.

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1. What is a Dammit Doll?

A Dammit Doll is a freaky little cloth & stuffing stress-relief doll you slam against a surface when life gets overwhelming. They come with a humorous poem on the tag and make great gifts for anyone going through something annoying, which, during tax season, is everyone.
2. Are these good gifts for accountants and CPAs?

Absolutely. Accountants and tax professionals are the unsung heroes of April, and they deserve something fun. The IRS Auditor Doll and Taxman Dog Toy are particularly popular with the finance crowd, both as a joke and as genuine stress relief.
3. When should I order for Tax Day delivery?

We recommend ordering by April 8th to ensure delivery before April 15th with standard shipping.
4. What's the difference between the dolls and the dog toy?

Dammit Dolls are designed for human stress relief: grab, slam, repeat. The Taxman Dog Toy is built tough for pups: extra-hardy fabric, ballistic nylon, crinkle and a squeaker so you can hear the doll's soft screams of pain and agony. Same cathartic energy, different species.
5. Can I send this as a gift directly to someone?

Yes! Just click the checkbox on the product page or in your cart. We'll even print out a short gift message for free! For your favorite remote coworker, your overworked accountant, or your friend who just got a sternly-worded letter from the IRS, no explanation needed.

The only thing certain in life is death and taxes, but nobody said you had to suffer in silence. The Death & Taxes collection is here every April to help you laugh, rage, and squeeze your way through it. Shop the collection above, or browse all Dammit Dolls for year-round stress relief.

But don't listen to me, I just work here.

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